The Day Allen Yazdanshenas won a Roast Battle

On this day, February 5, 2026, I, Gabriel Melara, witnessed an insane roast from one of the members of the Petorian Council, Allen Yazdanshenas. On this day, in my Advanced Social Studies class, which includes me, Jase Parker, and Allen Yazdanshenas (all members of The Petorian Coucil btw), everyone was blaming a classmate of mine, for "mocking" the China National Anthem in front of a Chinese kid in my class because we were watching the well known documentary China Revealed. The Chinese kid, who's name is Derrick, crashed out on him. The boy, who's name is Drew, said it was Penelope, a girl in my class who clearly blames Drew. Allen said that it was Drew who mocked the Chinese National Anthem, and Drew said it wasn't him, unti Allen roasted him by saying these words that the Petorian council will never forget, "Then why are you blaming the girls you flirt with all the time?!" Everyone in my class went absolute nuts. The Kingdom of Petoria now made this a national holiday.